I kissed a monkey... and I liked it.

I finished my training on the road today. We went from San Jose to La Fortuna for a couple days. There we met up with one of our local providers, Desafio. They have the coolest office and are some of the friendliest people around. They have a ton of stuff available to do, and all GAP tour leaders get to do them all for free! Basically, whenever I get to La Fortuna I don´t have to lift a finger. I just call Desafio and they do my whole job for me, and then let me tag along on all of their badass trips. We went on a hike around the Volcano Arenal, and then relaxed in the Baldi hot springs at the base of the volcano. At the hot springs they have quite possibly the most dangerous waterslide in the world, but damn it was fun. We also visited an animal sanctuary and I made friends with a spider monkey named Jessica.

Next we went to Monteverde. Its a small town in the mountains, and to get there you have go for about three hours by van-boat-van, and its all dirt roads up through the mountains. It was such a beautiful drive. The weather there is really harsh. It is cold, windy and raining most of the year. We met up with some more of our local hotel and tour operators and took a guided tour through the cloudforest.

Next stop was Quepos/Manuel Antonio. It was nice to be back! This was the city that I lived in for about a month. As we sat and enjoyed a peaceful lunch at our hotel, a sloth slowly climbed inside the restaurant. A guy from the restaurant started hitting it with a broom to get it to leave, but he just fell asleep while being beaten with a broom. It turns out that Sloths areunbelievably strong! It took three grown men - Peter, the Hotel Mangager, and I- to get this thing out of there without hurting it.

Today was the San Jose Festival of Lights. The whole city of San Jose was decorated in Christmas lights, and then there were fireworks all across town that rivaled anything that I have seen in the world. Tuanis!

I lucked out and got a sweet schedule. I have a week off before I start my first trip here in Costa Rica. Its the exact same route that I just ran. But... I found out my next assignment! I will be done with that trip on New Year's eve, and then I have three days off before I start route training. The route that I am training on is the Volcano Trail, a 22-day trip that runs through Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and then ends in Costa Rica. The best part? I will have already finished my first trip, which means my contract has officially started... Which means I get paid to follow around another tour leader, tour ruins, go whitewater rafting, snorkel on Roatan Island, and sample as many local beers as possible.

Costa Rica... Mountain Momma...Take me home...

Location : San Jose

Breakfast: Gallo Pinto, scrambled eggs, coffee

Lunch: Mashed potatoes, stewed chicken en salsa, rice ($5.00)

Dinner: Papa Johns delivered to hotel (3 large pizzas & 3liters of pepsi for $24)

This training has been HARD! And the job is going to be even harder! If anybody asks me what a tour leader does, the answer is... YES! Today was kinda fun though. We talked about different terms and conditions and how to handle different situations with passengers. It was funny though, the tour leader manual is very professionally written and the words masterfully crafted until it gets to the section on sexual relations between tour leaders and passengers. The first bullet just has big bold letters that says ¨Do NOT fuck the passengers!¨ We talked about all situations that could result from that for a good 20-30 minutes and heard some of Carolina´s stories. passengers with other passengers, leaders with passengers, pax with locals, leaders with locals... you name it!

I found out my assignment! Well... My first assignment. The high season is just starting, so the scheduling office had to make a bit of a scramble to get all of the routes covered. I leave tomorrow for a group training trip of the route I am going to start on. It is a nine-day tour in Costa Rica that starts in San Jose then goes to the town of La Fortuna, right by the volcano Arenal. We then ride on horseback to Monteverde where there is one of the nicest rainforests in all of Central America before going south to the Central Pacific to the beaches of Manuel Antonio and then back to San Jose.

After this training trip I get 9 days off until I run it solo on December 23. I will be spending Christmas in La Fortuna and New Years in San Jose. Thankfully, a few of my friends down here will also be in San Jose for New Years so we are definitely going to get together and party like a Tico rockstar! One of my friends down here has an apartment in San Jose and was kind enough to let me stay with her during my nine days off, or we might go spend a few days on the beach.

Estoy en mi Charco

Location : San Jose

Breakfast: Omelette, gallo pinto, papaya, mango, yucca, pineapple juice and coffee. (free at hotel)
Lunch: Fried fish, beans and rice, fried plantains, salad at Soda Rodriguez (about $5)
Dinner: Steak w onions, papas, salad at Soda Isabel (2600 colones)

I´m at the host hotel in San Jose with the other guides. I already love these people! There are 8 of us total - Four Americans, one russian living in Canada, one native Canadian, one French ex-patriot living in Nicaragua, and one native Costa Rican. Our first day of training was pretty easy, so we went to the store and bought some beer and hung out in the hotel garden drinking and playing guitar until we were too loud and they told us to leave. We went to the Cafe Mundo in Barrio Aranjuez in San Jose. We proceeded to drink more. Dinner ended with all of us singing REM songs while they were trying to close the place down. I already love the people I´m here with and some of us are talking about splitting an apartment in San Jose. We´ll see.

I started training yesterday. Holy hell there is a lot to do with this job. It definitely isn´t going to be easy. Today was brutal. We trained for eight hours on just doing the accounting, and we covered about half of it. This is definitely not a job for slacking - I cannot make any small mistakes - Only major psychotic distasters.

I will find out what country I will be starting working in this Friday. I just wish Friday would hurry up and get here!

They are taking really good care of me here. I stayed two nights in a hostel for $12 a night, and only bought a couple meals the two days I was there. Other than that I haven´t spent a dime of my own money. Great success!

My best wishes to everybody back in Texas, Chicago, West Virginia... Todo el mundo!

Buenos suertes y saludos!

Buenos dias Costa Rica!!!!

Location: San Jose, Costa Rica

Lunch: Curry chicken, white rice, red beans, coffee for 2500 colones (about $4.75)

Dinner: Beef steak, rice, beans, salad, avacado and an Imperial beer for 3200 colones (about $6.00)

I was woken up in a typical Costa Rican fashion... The buzz in the city streets, cars flying by outside my window, street vendors ringing their bells, and some dude coming into my room asking me for rolling papers.

Costa Rica has a pretty cool schedule. Everybody here gets up early so that they can do absolutely nothing all day long. Lots of hammocks.

Touchdown!

Well I made it! I mustered up the cojones to actually follow through with my crazy plan. I am actually in Costa Rica!



It was an uneventful flight down here. Being the spoiled airline-brat that I am, I sucked down about 4 glasses of wine and an Irish coffee in first-class prior to arrival just to ´cut the edge.´ It´s a strange phenomenon that whenever people travel to a foreign country where they don´t really know what is going on, their first instict is usually to get drunk. So, five drinks and two crappy movies later I arrived.



I took a friendly cab to Costa Rica Backpackers. I check in and try to sneak quietly into the dorm to drop my stuff off, as there are already three people asleep in my room. Dammit - I´m stuck with top bunk.



One last purchase before I left - and just to make Jordan and Jeff Thomas Jealous - The new Cowboys official sideline hat. Yes, you heard that right. Just released, and on the head of a skinny gringo with big ears before T.O. even gets to wear his on the sideline. Scoreboard!

It's Thanksgiving day. I've been up for a while having a few drinks with my dad and listening to some stories from when he was my age. My dad is an incredibly smart and productive citizen, but he could - and still can - party with the best of them.

I'm leaving tomorrow and I don't think it fully sunk it. I have been so preoccupied trying to sprint to the finish line with school and moving that I still don't feel like I'm moving. I did have my first moment of sadness whenever I was packing up my truck on Monday night. I realized that I am actually somebody in San Marcos. I have a life, a network, and a place in the town. I am nobody in Central America. That reality is sinking in and its a little intimidating.

I'll have some more interesting entries over the next few weeks. Hopefully some cool pictures and unbelievable stories.

Happy Holidays everybody!!! I hope to hear from you soon!

Cheers y saludos

Dismember the Alamo!!!

Location: San Marcos, Texas

It's a little more than three weeks now until I move. It's getting close!


I've been trying to cram as much into my last month as I can. I had a fun halloween this year! I participated in my first Zombie March in San Antonio! Hundreds of the undead marched from Hemisfair Park to the Alamo on Saturday night. My favorite was the gay zombie right in front of us that was skipping along singing "Brains! Brains! Brains!"


I'm starting to get a little more anxious about leaving. I've already gone through the full range of emotions about this new job. Nervous, excited, anxious, and particularly impatient. Over all the good is outweighing the bad. I'm starting to realize that it is going to be hard leaving behind all of my friends, family, home, school - basically I'm starting a new life.


I've been trying to spend as much time as I can with my brother before I leave. He's finishing up school also and the next 6-8 months are completely unpredictable for him, so I'm not sure if he will be able to come visit me. My parents are avid travellers and are already planning on coming down there to visit me, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed about that.

It's pretty funny though... I've been spending the last year or two in San Marcos working really hard and busting my ass to get ahead in life. I'm been charging through school, experimenting with small enterprise, and working hard to start a career in public relations. I've just now finally reached the point where I feel well connected to some big businesses in Austin and have some incredible work experience. I'm geared up and groomed for a job at any PR agency. I'm going to leave all that behind.

It's ironic how a person can invest so much time and energy struggling for success, and then be able to walk away from it.

I find inspiration from the Dalai Lama, who teaches that Struggle is important. If you do not Struggle for what you have, then it doesn't have the same meaning. Struggle is necessary to understand life. Struggle is part of the journey.


I can't wait to start this new life. It's going to be challenging - but that's what I'm most excited about. I can't wait to prove to myself that I can do it. If I can do this, I can do anything.